Just in case you don't know who I am,
This is me. Normally TOP DOG in this house, with responsiblity for gurading the master. This morning we went for a walk through town, and on the way back, we were followed home by this
Yes, I know what you're thinking, me on a bad hair day, but it's not me. I don't know who it is, but he seems to think he can walk in here and make himself comfortable. He is the dirtiest, smelliest dog I've ever seen. He looks like he's been living on the streets for two or three weeks.
I understand mum went off with him into town to try to find the owner, but unfortunately she came back with him!
Then there was a gret debate about what to do with him. Apparently they are so soft, they can't bear the thought of sending him to the police dog pound, so the plan is to take some photographs of him, and post them in the shops around town, in the hope of finding his owners. First he needed a bath, and a trim to get rid of all those pugs. He still looks like a tramp to me but........
I have to say, I am NOT very happy. I keep trying to bite his head off just to let him know who's boss. Mum keeps telling me not to worry, every this is alright. NO IT'S NOT!!!!!Can't these stupid humans see this?
And worst thing of all - the last straw - they've given him a name!! They've called him Roger (The Lodger, because he's not staying!)
So if things don't turn out well here, I need to know if I can come and live with you? I'm a very well behaved dog, and don't eat much. Pretty Please